I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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