with your own penis?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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