yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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