dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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