that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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