The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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