Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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