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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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