So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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