so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize