Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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