Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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