Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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