he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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