I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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