YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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