Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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