There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?