is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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