Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
foreskin is a definite game changer
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling