All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
