So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
