this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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