She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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