I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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