Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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