he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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