Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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