You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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