First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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