just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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