Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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