I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I deserve this hangover.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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