i barfeds in our rink
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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