Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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