So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Michael Bay diarrhea
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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