Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's blow job season.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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