i don't plan on having that self control this summer
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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