I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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