just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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