That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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