I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Mom said you looked used
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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