I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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