We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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