We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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