I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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