I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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