Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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