handjob tips. give me some.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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