You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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