Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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