Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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