you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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