I want to make a zoo with you.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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