I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize