Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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