Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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