so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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