Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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