I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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